LITTLE HARRY ON MATHS (Part 1)




A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on litte Harry.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little Harry says, 'I have a question for YOU Miss Rogers'.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking on the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream..
Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little Harry replies, 'The correct answer is 'The one with the wedding-ring on, 'but I like your thinking.'





LITTLE HARRY ON MATHS (Part 2)





Little Harry returns from school and says he got an 'F' in arithmetic.

'Why'? Asks the father.

'The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3', so I said 6', replies Harry.

'But that's right' says his father.

'Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3 x 2'

'What's the f.....' difference?' asks the father.

'That's what I said' replied Harry.





LITTLE HARRY ON ENGLISH





Little Harry goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words in our class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Harry says 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, Harry, that's a real mouthful.'

Little Harry says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow-job.'





LITTLE HARRY ON GRAMMAR





Little Harry was sitting in the class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom....
He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to go take a piss!!'

The teacher replied, 'Now Harry, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to is, 'I need to Urinate'. Please use the word 'ur-I-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.'

Little Harry thinks for a bit, and then says, 'YOUR'E AN EIGHT, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN'





LITTLE HARRY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)





One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress, and she looked beautiful in it.'
'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher.

She then called on little Michael.
'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet, and it turned out beautifully.'

She said, 'Excellent, Michael, excellent.'
Then the teacher reluctantly called on little Harry.

'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f......' beautiful'.





LITTLE HARRY ON GETTING OLDER





Little Harry was sitting on a park bench, munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th bar, a man on the bench across from him said,
'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'

Little Harry replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time'?

Little Harry answered, 'No, he just minded his own f......' business.

ANIMAL GAME

WRITE DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND WRITE THE ANSWER DOWN.

EXAMPLE:
DDYET RAEB

TEDDY BEAR
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1.MINAAL
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2.NIORSDUSA
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3.HPTEEALN
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4.BIBTAR
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5.DORAPLE
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6.OILN
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7.KNIG FO HET JLEGNU
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8.RGIET
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9.OMIALFNG
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10.CIHTRSO
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SCROLL DOWN FOR ANSWER.....

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ANSWER:

1.ANIMAL

2.DINASOUR

3.ELEPHANT

4.RABBIT

5.LEOPARD

6.LION

7.KING OF THE JUNGLE

8.TIGER

9.FLAMINGO

10.OSTRICH

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Am i pretty? (NO BUT YOU ARE BEATIFUL.
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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,


He said...no.



She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no.




She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,and once again he replied with a no.




She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming downher face! The boy grabbed her arm and said....




You're not pretty you're beautiful.




I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.




And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...




SO NOW I WILL SAY:




I like you because of who you are to me....A true friend

ANIMALS RAWKSSSS!

1.ANIMALS ARE CUTE :3 YEAH EVERYONE KNOW THAT

2.ANIMALS ARE HELPFUL!

3.SOMETIMES ANIMALS/DOG/PUPPIES ARE NAUGHTY AND BITE UR STUFF COZ OF THEIR TEETH ARE ITCHY

4.ANIMALS ARE SMART

5.WE SHOULD LOVE ANIMALS AND NOT BULLY THEM OR KICK THEM/BEAT THEM

6.ANIMALS THEY RAWK

7.DO NOT ABUSE DOGS

8.ANIMALS ARE ADORABLE

9.EVERYTHING IS E-Q-U-A-L!

10.LOVE IS BLIND EXPECIALLY TO ANIMALS.

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My Dog GalGal:(

GalGal please come back!!!I missed u....:(
GalGal u and BoiBoi are my best dog in the WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GALGAL...PLEASE COME BACK!I MISS U.......

Favourites
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1.FAVOURITE MUSIC :

Hitz Fm :)


2.FAVOURITE MOVIES

spongebob and many mores =D

3.Interested in :

Animals

4.Favourites books/komik

Doraemon,Shin Chan and Archie :3

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Is Milky farting or pregnent?!?!?!
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Yesterday,when i came back from school i bath then eat then watch tv.While watching television my sister call me loudly.So i went there and she told my Milky was pregnent and i told my biggest brother and he was surprised and say can male dog be pregenet??Me and my sister laugh.Then i say yeah, can male dog be pregnent???And she told me,my biggest brother and my biggest sister that when she touch Milky stomach got sound.And my biggest sister try to touch the stomach really got sound!!!And my biggest sister say Milky is farting or maybe pregnent.


AND WHEN 2 OR 3 HOURS PASSED BY.Milky pooped and there is something like rubberband.My biggest and second sister went to take a toothpick and try to poke and play with it.And while my sister poking it,it move!!OMG!SO DISGUSTING!ARGHHH.

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There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.

ANSWER:MONKEY
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What is happiness.



Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Life keeps You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only
God keeps you going.

>>> A little girl asked her father: "How did the human race
>> appear?" The father answered, "God made Adam and
>> Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made."
>> Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
>> The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys
>> from which the human race evolved." The confused girl
>> returned to her father and said, "Dad, how is it
>> possible that you told me the human race was created by God,
>> and Mum said they developed from monkeys?" The father
>> answered, "Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you
>> about my side of the family, and your mother told you about
>> hers.

HOT TEST

=D



Ok now get a paper and write it down.AND NO CHEATING!


SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE
TEST.


WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR
SCORE IN
THE SUBJECT BAR.


1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU
HAVE?

a) Dark
b) Light

2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:

a) Go to a party
b) Go out to eat

3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:

a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise

4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:

a) Talking
b) Dancing
c) Taking Long Walks

5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE
FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?

a) Louie Vuitton
b) coach
c) againt all odds?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
OUT OF
THE FOLLOWING?

a) hawaii
b) London
c) florida

7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO
TO:

a) The Beach
b) Somewhere Cooler

8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?

a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December

9. WOULD YOU RATHER:

a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends



10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUMENT
OUT OF:

a) Guitar
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle


====NOW MAKE A WISH!====

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**ANSWERS**>>>>

1.
a. dark= sexy [5points]
b. light = sweet [2 points]

2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]

3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]

4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]

5.
a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
b. coach = laid back [2]
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]

6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]

7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]

8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l.. December = warm [3]

9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]

10.
a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]


SCORES!!!!

My best friends.



Hello:D
I am going to introduce u to my 3 best friends:)
Ashley,Rachel and Janelle
We are at the same school and same class.But we are different Rumah...Rachel Rumah hijau.Ashley rumah hijau.Janelle rumah merah.I rumah kuning.


We always eat together at the canteen.And last thing school is so boring and give so damn much homework

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